Greenhouses ARE Cool
It may not be something you hear from the mouths of the youth today (Friend 1: “Hey, have you heard the new Lily Allen song?” Friend 2: “No way man, I don’t care about that, Greenhouses are totally cool and that’s all that’s on my mind these days!”) but Greenhouses are actually pretty darn cool, dude. I know this because last week I took a trip in to my Nan’s Greenhouse, a place where I had previously avoided like the plague. (A place she also wouldn’t let me inside, and for good reason: I was a very clumsy child…)
Why are they so cool? Well, a good place to start would be the stuff you can grow: that may sound pretty obvious, maybe even insulting, but seriously, if you’ve never set foot in one of these places then you have NO IDEA of the growing heaven that exists inside! You can grow tomatoes, cucumbers, and tons of other amazing stuff. And let’s face it–what girl wouldn’t be impressed with an incredible array of fruit and veg?
Another reason you should get in on the Greenhouse action is because eating veg is healthy, and you know what that means. Yeah! The opposite sex will dig you in ways you cannot even imagine. All the burger eating, fast-food junkies–forget them! They will be no competition to you at all. You’ll be in a win-win situation.
Can you believe all this advice is free? I mean, I should get an award for this–Really I should…
Finally, Greenhouses offer a pretty interesting acoustic situation for the teenager with head-phones on. That’s right, the bass sounds more banging, and the treble is off the hook. So next time you go to your Grandparents then think twice. They may have a secret weapon that you could use!
Before I log off, I am making an effort at figuring out something for my best friend as a gift. When I was having a chat with her the other day she said that she would like a new set of running clothes. So are there any girls out there who know what the hell she actually wants and will go shopping with me next week?