Tragedy!
I’m convinced that there are people out there who’s only purpose in life is to track down the things we all know and love and remove them from our daily lives: proof of these people can be exhibited in many ways; one of them is the disappearance of that thing so wonderful: the Whoopee Cushion.
Now, there’s something I haven’t said; you can still get this infamous thing, you just can’t get it like you could.
I remember the days when you couldn’t walk down the street—literally, if the windows were open in the summer then it was only about five minutes until you heard another giggle—without hearing the sound of a Whoopee cushion, or see the effects of it on someone’s joyous face. Several times, right at the start of the craze when I was a Whoopee amateur, I thought there was something very wrong with the world; I just wasn’t used to seeing people run about making those kind of noises and laughing. It seemed like a thing that the world could not do without, and made this planet a better place.
Over time the Whoopee cushion started to leave our lives; not in any obvious way, of course, but if you were a lover then you could see the signs of what was to come: no longer could I make the noise and expect someone to know what I was talking about. More and more as time went by, I had to explain what I was imitating. Then one day someone came out with it: “You can’t even buy that anymore, can you?”
But don’t listen to this person; I am telling you that you can buy it. It’s out there, hidden, in warehouses the world over. That thought makes me think I’m a lucky one. The knowledge that at any time I can order a Whoopee cushion makes me sleep easy!
One more quick thing, I have just checked out the web design for this human resources software page and I have to say in my web trained opinion it is incredably eye-catching. I was having a laborious time actually finding any particulars about the company or services however, which made me wonder what is more significant, attractiveness or usability?